The monster asked the ๐งโโ๏ธDracula๐งโโ๏ธ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Explanation:
When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! ๐๐ฆ
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๐ Iโm still cracking up!
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Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Halima (Guest) on October 2, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Biashara (Guest) on June 22, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 18, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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๐ Perfect joke!
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Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 27, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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๐ Instant mood boost!
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Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!