Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Arifa (Guest) on August 29, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Maneno (Guest) on August 13, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Asha (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 23, 2020
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Rahma (Guest) on July 21, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Rashid (Guest) on July 13, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 6, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 2, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Ali (Guest) on June 26, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 12, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 9, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 26, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Kheri (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Baridi (Guest) on May 5, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Ahmed (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Leila (Guest) on April 30, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Tambwe (Guest) on April 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 25, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 16, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 12, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 12, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 26, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Maneno (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Faiza (Guest) on February 19, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Chiku (Guest) on February 18, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 16, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Chiku (Guest) on February 13, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 6, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 28, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 24, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 29, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 24, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Nahida (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 5, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 20, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Zawadi (Guest) on November 18, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Abdillah (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Tabu (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Amani (Guest) on October 29, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Umi (Guest) on October 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on October 25, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Rukia (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 10, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Shukuru (Guest) on October 9, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 2, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!