Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation:
Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 25, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 19, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 30, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 21, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Jamal (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Arifa (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 7, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 6, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Shamsa (Guest) on July 4, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 22, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 20, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Ndoto (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 11, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Zainab (Guest) on June 9, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mgeni (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 23, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 20, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 17, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Masika (Guest) on May 11, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 5, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Omar (Guest) on April 19, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 14, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Mjaka (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Rahim (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Zulekha (Guest) on April 7, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 4, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Khatib (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwanais (Guest) on March 11, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 20, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2020
😁 This made my day!
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 1, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Nassar (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Athumani (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 8, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Zakaria (Guest) on January 6, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Kassim (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Hassan (Guest) on January 3, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 2, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Juma (Guest) on January 2, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Halima (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 24, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 23, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Rukia (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Safiya (Guest) on November 1, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 19, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 12, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯