Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴☠️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 18, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 14, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 4, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Bahati (Guest) on November 1, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 31, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Umi (Guest) on October 31, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Josephine (Guest) on October 23, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 25, 2021
😄 What a joke!
George Tenga (Guest) on August 27, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Mwanais (Guest) on August 15, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Leila (Guest) on August 12, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Hekima (Guest) on August 8, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Farida (Guest) on July 27, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 20, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Juma (Guest) on July 11, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Kazija (Guest) on June 24, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Sekela (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 26, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 17, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Neema (Guest) on April 20, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Warda (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Furaha (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Rahim (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Salum (Guest) on February 24, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Khatib (Guest) on February 20, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 18, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 16, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Neema (Guest) on February 14, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Furaha (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Abdullah (Guest) on January 28, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Baridi (Guest) on January 12, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 8, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Bakari (Guest) on January 8, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Shukuru (Guest) on December 31, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Zainab (Guest) on December 30, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 25, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Bakari (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Rehema (Guest) on November 14, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Ndoto (Guest) on November 11, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Fatuma (Guest) on October 18, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
John Malisa (Guest) on October 7, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞