Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Zainab (Guest) on November 15, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Zakia (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 9, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Amina (Guest) on September 25, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Hassan (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 24, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 16, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 8, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 26, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 25, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on May 30, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Chum (Guest) on May 27, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 14, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 19, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Halimah (Guest) on March 30, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Khamis (Guest) on March 28, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Raha (Guest) on March 26, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 25, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 24, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mazrui (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Selemani (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Raha (Guest) on February 13, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Amir (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

John Kamande (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Fadhila (Guest) on December 16, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 14, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Husna (Guest) on December 12, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 14, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 30, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 26, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Kazija (Guest) on October 25, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Daudi (Guest) on October 10, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 4, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 30, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Aziza (Guest) on September 29, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 28, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mhina (Guest) on August 28, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Yahya (Guest) on August 25, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎