Mwinyi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

James Malima (Guest) on December 24, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Shamsa (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Majid (Guest) on December 16, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 11, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Khalifa (Guest) on December 10, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 25, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 24, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Arifa (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 11, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Baraka (Guest) on November 9, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 9, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mhina (Guest) on November 4, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 2, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 21, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 6, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 2, 2021

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 28, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 25, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Omar (Guest) on September 23, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 16, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Tambwe (Guest) on August 31, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 27, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 16, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2021

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 19, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 29, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 25, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Zulekha (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 10, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 17, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 9, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 8, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Jafari (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 16, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 11, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Selemani (Guest) on March 6, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Leila (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Kheri (Guest) on February 20, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Biashara (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Bakari (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣