Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! 🥕🥦🍆
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! 🥕🥦🍆
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 8, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 24, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 23, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 20, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 14, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 13, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Mchuma (Guest) on September 25, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 31, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Furaha (Guest) on August 13, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 9, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Nassor (Guest) on August 2, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Jabir (Guest) on July 24, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Fikiri (Guest) on June 26, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 24, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Hamida (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Jafari (Guest) on May 22, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Fadhila (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Rabia (Guest) on May 17, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 8, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 6, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
John Mushi (Guest) on April 19, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Nasra (Guest) on April 14, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 9, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 5, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 12, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 9, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Fatuma (Guest) on February 6, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 18, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Abdillah (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Shamsa (Guest) on December 10, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 9, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Umi (Guest) on November 8, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 5, 2020
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 2, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 28, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 13, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 12, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Baraka (Guest) on October 1, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 18, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Hamida (Guest) on September 15, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 25, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
John Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Yusra (Guest) on August 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞