Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 11, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 29, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mashaka (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Chiku (Guest) on September 2, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Shabani (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 16, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Kazija (Guest) on August 7, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Fadhili (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Bakari (Guest) on July 18, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 17, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 7, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 7, 2021

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 6, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rahma (Guest) on July 6, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

George Tenga (Guest) on June 26, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mgeni (Guest) on June 23, 2021

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Chum (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 11, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 7, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 28, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

John Mushi (Guest) on April 17, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 10, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on March 6, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Zulekha (Guest) on February 23, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 21, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Shamsa (Guest) on February 14, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 5, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 16, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rukia (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 8, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 8, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Salum (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Tabu (Guest) on December 8, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2020

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 17, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Fadhili (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

John Mushi (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Rahma (Guest) on November 11, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 7, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃