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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?

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"MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA"

-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche

MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?

DEMU- pouwa

MSHIKAJI-
umependezaa!!!

DEMU- asante.

MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
yako ya simu……..
maana duh
nmekukubali
kinyama.

Demu baada ya kuambiwa vile
akazama kwenye pochi lake akatoa
noti ya
sh.10000 akaandika namba yake
kwenye
noti akampa mshikaji.

Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
kamrudishia
Demu noti yake..!!!

NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!

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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 8, 2019

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 1, 2019

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 14, 2019

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 9, 2019

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Rahim (Guest) on April 18, 2019

πŸ˜„ Kali sana!

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Nilikuwa na siku mbaya hadi niliposoma hii! πŸ˜…

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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 24, 2018

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Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! πŸ†

Rubea (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 20, 2018

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

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Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

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Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 29, 2018

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2018

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 29, 2018

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Asante Ackyshine

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

David Chacha (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

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Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 1, 2018

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Leila (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 9, 2018

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 17, 2018

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Athumani (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 21, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Ninaihifadhi hii!

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Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 18, 2017

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 28, 2017

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Fadhila (Guest) on September 23, 2017

πŸ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

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