Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: ๐ Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! ๐๐๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Rashid (Guest) on November 12, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2022
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 11, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 10, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Safiya (Guest) on November 7, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 18, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Yusra (Guest) on October 14, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Ali (Guest) on October 9, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 26, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 22, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 18, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 9, 2022
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 5, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 20, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 20, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 10, 2022
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on June 20, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Kheri (Guest) on June 14, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 8, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 26, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 25, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Issack (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Umi (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
George Tenga (Guest) on May 16, 2022
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 8, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Latifa (Guest) on April 26, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Omar (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 22, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 19, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 17, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on March 29, 2022
๐ This joke just made my day!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2022
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 16, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 16, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 16, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 11, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Binti (Guest) on March 6, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 26, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Rubea (Guest) on February 20, 2022
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 23, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Zakaria (Guest) on January 5, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Ahmed (Guest) on December 25, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Jabir (Guest) on November 25, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ