Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Rashid (Guest) on October 19, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 13, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Ndoto (Guest) on September 21, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nasra (Guest) on September 19, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Fatuma (Guest) on September 14, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 8, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Amani (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Yusuf (Guest) on August 27, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 27, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 18, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Selemani (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 8, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Omari (Guest) on July 28, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Salima (Guest) on July 27, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Zakia (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rahma (Guest) on July 20, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Yahya (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Nchi (Guest) on July 5, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mchawi (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Kheri (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 17, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 14, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Maneno (Guest) on June 13, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 22, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on May 12, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on May 3, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 26, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 5, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 31, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 5, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 21, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ndoto (Guest) on February 18, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Sumaya (Guest) on February 15, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Abdillah (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Shamsa (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Kassim (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 2, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mustafa (Guest) on February 2, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 28, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶