A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ππ
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 16, 2022
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Makame (Guest) on October 12, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 10, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 7, 2022
π So funny!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 3, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 20, 2022
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 16, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Jamal (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Mashaka (Guest) on September 4, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Mchawi (Guest) on September 4, 2022
π That punchline was epic!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 29, 2022
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 25, 2022
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Shani (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 16, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 22, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Issack (Guest) on July 15, 2022
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Abubakar (Guest) on July 14, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Bahati (Guest) on July 10, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
James Kimani (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 26, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Kazija (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Maimuna (Guest) on June 7, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Umi (Guest) on May 30, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 23, 2022
π Totally hilarious!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Biashara (Guest) on May 17, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Masika (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Omar (Guest) on May 15, 2022
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
George Tenga (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Abdillah (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Issack (Guest) on April 24, 2022
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Zawadi (Guest) on April 11, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 7, 2022
π Can't stop laughing!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 3, 2022
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Saidi (Guest) on March 30, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 28, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Mchawi (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Mchuma (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Salum (Guest) on March 22, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Fatuma (Guest) on March 2, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Hamida (Guest) on March 1, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Mjaka (Guest) on February 23, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Maulid (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 16, 2022
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 19, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 5, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2021
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π