Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! 🐛😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 10, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 8, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Rubea (Guest) on December 2, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Sultan (Guest) on November 21, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 12, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 11, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 9, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 3, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 15, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 12, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rahim (Guest) on October 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Selemani (Guest) on October 8, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Kassim (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 3, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 27, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Aziza (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 15, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Amani (Guest) on September 10, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Nyota (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Khadija (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 11, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 6, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Asha (Guest) on July 22, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Jaffar (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 18, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 16, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 9, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 4, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Nyota (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Halimah (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 30, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 28, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 28, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 23, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 9, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
David Chacha (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Zubeida (Guest) on March 1, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Jafari (Guest) on February 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️