Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 1, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mashaka (Guest) on July 30, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 27, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 15, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 9, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Salum (Guest) on June 22, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on June 11, 2022

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Kahina (Guest) on May 28, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Fadhili (Guest) on May 16, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mariam (Guest) on May 6, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Maida (Guest) on April 19, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 15, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Hawa (Guest) on April 7, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 5, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on March 22, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

John Lissu (Guest) on February 20, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Khadija (Guest) on February 20, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Asha (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Khalifa (Guest) on February 8, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Yusuf (Guest) on February 6, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 4, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Safiya (Guest) on January 29, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 25, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 9, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Daudi (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Zakia (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Tabu (Guest) on November 24, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 23, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 22, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mchawi (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Baraka (Guest) on November 12, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 29, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Hashim (Guest) on October 29, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Shamsa (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mjaka (Guest) on October 8, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Safiya (Guest) on October 6, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 27, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

James Mduma (Guest) on September 18, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵