Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! βοΈπͺ"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Farida (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 5, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Nuru (Guest) on September 19, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 6, 2022
π So funny!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 19, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Zulekha (Guest) on August 16, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Jabir (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Mustafa (Guest) on July 30, 2022
π Iβm still laughing!
Nahida (Guest) on July 20, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Bahati (Guest) on July 19, 2022
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 13, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
Rahma (Guest) on July 12, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 7, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Fadhili (Guest) on June 30, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 26, 2022
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Nyota (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Majid (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 1, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Abubakari (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 22, 2022
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2022
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Arifa (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2022
This joke deserves an award! π
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 8, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Zainab (Guest) on April 28, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Shukuru (Guest) on April 24, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 22, 2022
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
David Chacha (Guest) on April 19, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 16, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 14, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Hashim (Guest) on March 8, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 18, 2022
π Pure comedy gold!
Mzee (Guest) on February 12, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 6, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
David Chacha (Guest) on February 3, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Baraka (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Abubakari (Guest) on January 13, 2022
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 12, 2022
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Nassor (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 4, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Halimah (Guest) on December 17, 2021
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π