Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 11, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 10, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 12, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 7, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Tabu (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 2, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Selemani (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 22, 2023

😄 Too good!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Fikiri (Guest) on June 13, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 6, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Masika (Guest) on June 3, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Umi (Guest) on June 2, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 29, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Jamal (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mgeni (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 5, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mchuma (Guest) on May 3, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 25, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 20, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Zakaria (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 4, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 31, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 18, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 6, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

John Kamande (Guest) on February 26, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 16, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 12, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Hawa (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Fadhili (Guest) on January 24, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Rukia (Guest) on January 20, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Muslima (Guest) on January 13, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 12, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 11, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 7, 2023

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 1, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Bahati (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rashid (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Zuhura (Guest) on December 19, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sharifa (Guest) on December 19, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on December 15, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 22, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zawadi (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓