Polar "Bear"ctica! โ๏ธ๐ป
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 25, 2023
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
John Kamande (Guest) on July 20, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2023
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on July 10, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Umi (Guest) on June 18, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 4, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 25, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 24, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on May 14, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 8, 2023
๐ This just made my day!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 26, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on April 20, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 16, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 13, 2023
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on April 12, 2023
๐ This made my day!
Sarafina (Guest) on April 10, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 7, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Shani (Guest) on March 22, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2023
๐ I needed that laugh!
Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Juma (Guest) on March 8, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on February 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on February 19, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 14, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Rehema (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on January 25, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 8, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Shani (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Hassan (Guest) on January 1, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 28, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 28, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Neema (Guest) on December 13, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Mgeni (Guest) on December 11, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Azima (Guest) on December 9, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 8, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 6, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Khatib (Guest) on November 28, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on November 21, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Amani (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 18, 2022
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on October 29, 2022
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Kiza (Guest) on October 23, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Asha (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐