Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! π£π¦β°
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ππ΄π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mgeni (Guest) on August 8, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 4, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 3, 2023
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on July 23, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Hashim (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 3, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2023
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 29, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 17, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 9, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 28, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 27, 2023
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Faiza (Guest) on May 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 3, 2023
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 23, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Shani (Guest) on April 9, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Azima (Guest) on March 26, 2023
π€£ Pure genius!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 20, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Tambwe (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
John Lissu (Guest) on February 10, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Ahmed (Guest) on February 7, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2023
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Kazija (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Mariam (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Hashim (Guest) on January 17, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Shamsa (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 30, 2022
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Mwanais (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 12, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Sarafina (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Zubeida (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 28, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2022
π Iβm dying over here!
Zainab (Guest) on November 15, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 5, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 26, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2022
π So funny!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 16, 2022
π That punchline was epic!
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 15, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ