Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Umi (Guest) on September 13, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 2, 2023
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 29, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Jaffar (Guest) on August 23, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 13, 2023
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 6, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 4, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 3, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Nashon (Guest) on August 2, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 28, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 27, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 23, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on July 19, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Baridi (Guest) on July 19, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
David Chacha (Guest) on July 13, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on July 6, 2023
๐ So funny!
Khamis (Guest) on June 30, 2023
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 29, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 23, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
Mchuma (Guest) on June 6, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 30, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
John Malisa (Guest) on May 25, 2023
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2023
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2023
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Asha (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 17, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Yusuf (Guest) on May 12, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 11, 2023
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on April 30, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 18, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 17, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 15, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 10, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 7, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 5, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Omar (Guest) on March 21, 2023
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 16, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 3, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 23, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 20, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on February 11, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Chiku (Guest) on February 7, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on February 7, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on January 30, 2023
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Saidi (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Sarafina (Guest) on January 19, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on January 13, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 30, 2022
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!