What do you call a fish with no eye?
"Fsh!" 🐠😄
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
James Kimani (Guest) on August 25, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 20, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
Mchuma (Guest) on August 18, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 16, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 12, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Issack (Guest) on August 3, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Nuru (Guest) on July 1, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 1, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 18, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Shani (Guest) on June 14, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Sofia (Guest) on June 11, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Sarafina (Guest) on June 2, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Irene Makena (Guest) on May 26, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
James Malima (Guest) on May 23, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Hamida (Guest) on May 20, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Mustafa (Guest) on May 10, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 10, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Amina (Guest) on April 20, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Asha (Guest) on April 5, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 23, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 15, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 10, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 15, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Salima (Guest) on February 4, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Maneno (Guest) on January 26, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Aziza (Guest) on January 22, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
John Lissu (Guest) on January 8, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 5, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 3, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Yusra (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 30, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 20, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 18, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 10, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 14, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Sofia (Guest) on November 11, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 1, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 8, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Fikiri (Guest) on October 7, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Fatuma (Guest) on October 5, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Jafari (Guest) on August 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 21, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Yahya (Guest) on August 18, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Tambwe (Guest) on August 17, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 7, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 28, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 21, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Mazrui (Guest) on June 28, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
Latifa (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋