Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! βοΈπͺ"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Hassan (Guest) on September 9, 2023
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 4, 2023
π This one really got me!
Zakaria (Guest) on September 2, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Raha (Guest) on August 24, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 16, 2023
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 15, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 15, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 27, 2023
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Saidi (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 24, 2023
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Faiza (Guest) on June 29, 2023
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Warda (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Mariam (Guest) on June 20, 2023
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Halima (Guest) on June 11, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 6, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on May 30, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 30, 2023
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Sarafina (Guest) on May 28, 2023
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Khadija (Guest) on May 24, 2023
π I need to save this one forever!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2023
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 17, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 3, 2023
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 28, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Khamis (Guest) on April 22, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 12, 2023
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Zakaria (Guest) on April 2, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 24, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 12, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 12, 2023
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Sultan (Guest) on March 10, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 7, 2023
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Baridi (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 17, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 10, 2023
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 9, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 1, 2023
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Raha (Guest) on January 31, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2023
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 13, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2023
π I needed that laugh!
Umi (Guest) on December 25, 2022
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Aziza (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 19, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Shamsa (Guest) on December 19, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Nasra (Guest) on December 14, 2022
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Nashon (Guest) on December 8, 2022
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 26, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 24, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 9, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Asha (Guest) on October 28, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 19, 2022
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π