The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation:
The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. ๐ถ๐๏ธ
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๐ Iโm still cracking up!
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๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Arifa (Guest) on May 11, 2023
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Sekela (Guest) on May 5, 2023
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2023
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Hassan (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Chum (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Leila (Guest) on March 8, 2023
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Zainab (Guest) on March 8, 2023
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Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 8, 2023
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John Mwangi (Guest) on March 1, 2023
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Fatuma (Guest) on February 12, 2023
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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2023
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Raha (Guest) on January 26, 2023
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Khalifa (Guest) on January 22, 2023
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Chum (Guest) on January 19, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Baridi (Guest) on January 15, 2023
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Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 13, 2023
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Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Kheri (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Mchawi (Guest) on November 27, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Kiza (Guest) on November 26, 2022
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Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 19, 2022
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 11, 2022
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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 7, 2022
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Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
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Maulid (Guest) on October 16, 2022
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Abubakar (Guest) on October 4, 2022
๐ Gotta save this!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 3, 2022
๐ Instant mood boost!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 22, 2022
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐