Short Answer: Because it was already stuffed! π¦π°
Explanation: Turkeys are commonly stuffed with a savory mixture on Thanksgiving, and since this turkey was already stuffed with food, it couldn't eat dessert. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and playful touch to the answer.
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 15, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Farida (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Nassor (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 6, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Rahim (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Wande (Guest) on June 4, 2016
π€£ Sending this now!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 4, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 4, 2016
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Ahmed (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 12, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mwanais (Guest) on April 11, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Juma (Guest) on March 8, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Nassor (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Biashara (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Saidi (Guest) on January 21, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Faiza (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 7, 2016
π Totally hilarious!
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 8, 2015
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
George Tenga (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! π
Faiza (Guest) on November 21, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 8, 2015
π I had to share this with everyone!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Amina (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 12, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2015
π This is pure brilliance!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 7, 2015
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Mgeni (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 31, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Amir (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Arifa (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Amir (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 29, 2015
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Amir (Guest) on June 22, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Issa (Guest) on June 18, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 11, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 11, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Mariam (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Yusuf (Guest) on May 21, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 10, 2015
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Nassar (Guest) on April 29, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°