Ramadhan (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Umi (Guest) on March 16, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 9, 2016

😂 So funny!

Husna (Guest) on March 7, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nasra (Guest) on February 26, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Aziza (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 13, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Rubea (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

John Lissu (Guest) on February 7, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Jaffar (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Fatuma (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

James Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 21, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Hekima (Guest) on January 13, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Athumani (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Maneno (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 4, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Raha (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Abdillah (Guest) on December 18, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jamal (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on November 14, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Rabia (Guest) on November 2, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Husna (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 29, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Sultan (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mchawi (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 23, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Abdullah (Guest) on September 22, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Yusra (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nchi (Guest) on September 21, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 20, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 19, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 3, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Sharifa (Guest) on September 1, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Issa (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Salima (Guest) on September 1, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 9, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 25, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 26, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 26, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 30, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Jafari (Guest) on May 22, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 14, 2015

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Furaha (Guest) on May 13, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Omar (Guest) on May 11, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 25, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Hekima (Guest) on April 5, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️