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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐Ÿถโฐ


Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜„

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Faiza (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Why donโ€™t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐Ÿ”๏ธโ„๏ธ

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 16, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ƒ

Jaffar (Guest) on March 14, 2016

This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 6, 2016

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!

Ahmed (Guest) on February 29, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 28, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 23, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 11, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 7, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโ€™m doing. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 2, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜†

Sofia (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 25, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

John Kamande (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 22, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’

Amina (Guest) on January 20, 2016

๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 14, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿงญ

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2016

๐Ÿ˜„ You totally won the internet today!

Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!

Amani (Guest) on December 23, 2015

My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 18, 2015

I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ

Ndoto (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

John Lissu (Guest) on November 30, 2015

Why donโ€™t oysters donate to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ’ฐ

Saidi (Guest) on November 29, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™

Issa (Guest) on November 22, 2015

๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 22, 2015

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 9, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 4, 2015

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m dying!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 22, 2015

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Sharifa (Guest) on October 13, 2015

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m dying over here!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 1, 2015

Whatโ€™s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฆœ

Amani (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I donโ€™t know how to act my age because Iโ€™ve never been this age before. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽ‚

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 18, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 6, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 17, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฟ

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐Ÿ’ตโ„๏ธ

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Zakia (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–

Raha (Guest) on June 29, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต

Rehema (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2015

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Why donโ€™t crabs give to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฐ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2015

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see it coming!

Rahim (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Mwanais (Guest) on June 2, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโ€”it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

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