Q: What runs but never walks? ๐โโ๏ธ
A: A nose! ๐
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! ๐
What runs but never walks?
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Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 29, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 4, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 2, 2016
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Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Mchawi (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2016
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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2016
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Majid (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 18, 2016
๐ Too good!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Abdillah (Guest) on January 3, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 30, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 13, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Nassar (Guest) on October 20, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 15, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 11, 2015
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 26, 2015
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Rashid (Guest) on September 20, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 25, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 11, 2015
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 6, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 13, 2015
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Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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๐ Iโm dying!
John Lissu (Guest) on June 18, 2015
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Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
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I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท