Answer: A Pineapple! π
Explanation: When you cross a pine tree with an apple, you get the hilarious and fruity concoction known as a pineapple! It's like nature's way of playing a delicious prank on us. π²π₯π=π So next time you're craving a tropical treat, just remember that it all started with a mischievous fusion between a tree and a fruit. Enjoy your goofy, pineapple-filled adventures! πππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Jafari (Guest) on April 6, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Selemani (Guest) on March 20, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 15, 2016
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Warda (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Jamal (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Aziza (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Masika (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 26, 2016
π Perfect joke!
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 11, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 28, 2015
π Iβm dying!
Husna (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on December 23, 2015
π I need to save this one forever!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Sofia (Guest) on December 9, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 5, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 18, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Shamim (Guest) on November 15, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Fikiri (Guest) on November 5, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 31, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Rashid (Guest) on October 19, 2015
π Saving this one!
Mjaka (Guest) on October 18, 2015
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Raha (Guest) on October 14, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 4, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Juma (Guest) on September 29, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Baridi (Guest) on September 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 17, 2015
π Canβt wait to share this!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 2, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Latifa (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 23, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Jafari (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Masika (Guest) on July 13, 2015
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Tabu (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 24, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Fadhila (Guest) on June 23, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Sarafina (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Omar (Guest) on June 16, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Mustafa (Guest) on June 13, 2015
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Azima (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Masika (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Husna (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Aziza (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Asha (Guest) on April 11, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Nashon (Guest) on April 11, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 1, 2015
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