Nassor (Guest) on January 22, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Leila (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Nassor (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Issa (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 7, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 30, 2015

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Chum (Guest) on December 28, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Maneno (Guest) on December 19, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on December 18, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Zainab (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Bahati (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Sekela (Guest) on December 1, 2015

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Kahina (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 27, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 25, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Fatuma (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 8, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Nahida (Guest) on October 1, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Josephine (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

David Chacha (Guest) on September 11, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

George Mallya (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 2, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 5, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 31, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 30, 2015

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Baraka (Guest) on July 29, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Halimah (Guest) on July 21, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Baraka (Guest) on July 17, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Bakari (Guest) on July 12, 2015

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Biashara (Guest) on July 10, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 17, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 10, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

John Malisa (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 3, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

James Malima (Guest) on May 31, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Omar (Guest) on May 22, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Farida (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 10, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Shamim (Guest) on April 5, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 30, 2015

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Maulid (Guest) on March 29, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Baridi (Guest) on March 26, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 18, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫