If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zainab (Guest) on March 24, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 22, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on February 26, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 23, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 13, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 10, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 5, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rubea (Guest) on January 19, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Yahya (Guest) on December 26, 2015

😆 Bookmarking this!

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 11, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Masika (Guest) on November 30, 2015

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Zulekha (Guest) on November 21, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 7, 2015

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Umi (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Zuhura (Guest) on October 28, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 27, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 24, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Khadija (Guest) on October 23, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Chiku (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Khamis (Guest) on October 17, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Fikiri (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Bakari (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 15, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2015

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Bahati (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ahmed (Guest) on July 1, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 24, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Hashim (Guest) on June 23, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 23, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Zuhura (Guest) on June 17, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Asha (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 14, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Omari (Guest) on June 6, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 3, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Abubakar (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 17, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋