Funny Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! ๐ป๐
Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.
Arifa (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Zubeida (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 29, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 27, 2016
๐ This is a keeper!
Omar (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Abdillah (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Nashon (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Amani (Guest) on January 5, 2016
๐ This is too funny!
Nassar (Guest) on January 1, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 11, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 21, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Ahmed (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 12, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Sultan (Guest) on October 9, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 25, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 7, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 29, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 28, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
John Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on August 15, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 14, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 23, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Zakaria (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Maida (Guest) on July 12, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Amina (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Sharifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Tabu (Guest) on May 20, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Khamis (Guest) on May 7, 2015
๐ What a joke!
Rubea (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Baraka (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on February 17, 2015
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Issack (Guest) on February 16, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐