Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! 🍽️😄
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2024
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😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 30, 2024
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nashon (Guest) on June 23, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
George Tenga (Guest) on June 18, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Habiba (Guest) on June 14, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 2, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Yusra (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 18, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 7, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
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I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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🤣 Pure genius!
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Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 30, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Sumaya (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 11, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Saidi (Guest) on January 6, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Fikiri (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥