Q: Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything? π
A: The elephant's ego! π
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji π, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Safiya (Guest) on September 22, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 19, 2024
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 25, 2024
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 21, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 10, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Kahina (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Zakia (Guest) on July 24, 2024
π I needed that laugh!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 14, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwafirika (Guest) on July 14, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 30, 2024
π That punchline!
Mchawi (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Majid (Guest) on June 26, 2024
π Bookmarking this!
Safiya (Guest) on June 26, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
James Mduma (Guest) on June 24, 2024
π Iβm dying over here!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2024
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Warda (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Zuhura (Guest) on June 9, 2024
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 9, 2024
π€£ Pure genius!
Mzee (Guest) on May 5, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 27, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 31, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Mariam (Guest) on March 11, 2024
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 18, 2024
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Mwalimu (Guest) on February 10, 2024
π Pure comedy gold!
George Mallya (Guest) on February 8, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 31, 2024
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 26, 2024
π Too good!
Kheri (Guest) on January 25, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Tabu (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Baridi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Asha (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Safiya (Guest) on January 2, 2024
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 21, 2023
π Can't stop laughing!
Mgeni (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 12, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 8, 2023
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 7, 2023
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Kahina (Guest) on December 4, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 1, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Khamis (Guest) on November 30, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ