Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! ✏️💪"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 6, 2024
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Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024
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Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 28, 2024
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Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Rahim (Guest) on June 14, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 29, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 13, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 7, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Aziza (Guest) on May 7, 2024
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George Tenga (Guest) on April 30, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Husna (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Abdillah (Guest) on April 24, 2024
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I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 19, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 16, 2024
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Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 8, 2024
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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
John Lissu (Guest) on January 10, 2024
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Maida (Guest) on December 13, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 20, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Fatuma (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Sekela (Guest) on November 10, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪