Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 24, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 19, 2024

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 17, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 16, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 13, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 15, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 13, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 12, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 3, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on July 28, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 25, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mohamed (Guest) on July 15, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Biashara (Guest) on July 15, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 10, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 3, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

John Kamande (Guest) on June 27, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 19, 2024

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Hassan (Guest) on June 1, 2024

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 29, 2024

😆 Totally hilarious!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 27, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 13, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 8, 2024

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 6, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 26, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 6, 2024

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 29, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 26, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 20, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 11, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

John Lissu (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 1, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Yahya (Guest) on February 1, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 27, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jamal (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on December 17, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Omar (Guest) on December 16, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Amina (Guest) on November 30, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Jabir (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 13, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

John Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 19, 2023

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Kiza (Guest) on October 15, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 13, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 12, 2023

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Nassor (Guest) on October 1, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 26, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 11, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣