Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
George Tenga (Guest) on September 22, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Ali (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Issack (Guest) on September 9, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 8, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Shamsa (Guest) on August 16, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Mzee (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 5, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 5, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Jamal (Guest) on July 26, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 21, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Grace Minja (Guest) on July 19, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 29, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
John Lissu (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Habiba (Guest) on June 24, 2024
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 19, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Habiba (Guest) on June 10, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 8, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 7, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 1, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 21, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 21, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 17, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Latifa (Guest) on April 12, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 10, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Umi (Guest) on March 18, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Rashid (Guest) on February 29, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Kahina (Guest) on February 27, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Hekima (Guest) on February 26, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 11, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 5, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Sofia (Guest) on February 2, 2024
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Wande (Guest) on January 30, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 18, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 16, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 11, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 9, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 7, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 31, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 31, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 31, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 25, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 24, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Issack (Guest) on December 10, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 3, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Halima (Guest) on November 4, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 25, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 23, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Zainab (Guest) on October 23, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 14, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 12, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌