What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 5, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 24, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 20, 2024

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Shukuru (Guest) on August 19, 2024

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Maimuna (Guest) on August 6, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 6, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Nyota (Guest) on August 4, 2024

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Wande (Guest) on August 2, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 2, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Hashim (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Maida (Guest) on July 17, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Athumani (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 20, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jamila (Guest) on June 12, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 7, 2024

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Jabir (Guest) on June 7, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 5, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 25, 2024

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Hamida (Guest) on May 14, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mzee (Guest) on May 1, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 30, 2024

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 30, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 17, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Halimah (Guest) on April 12, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 25, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mgeni (Guest) on March 5, 2024

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

George Tenga (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 1, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Nasra (Guest) on February 25, 2024

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

John Kamande (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Rahim (Guest) on February 20, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Nassar (Guest) on February 18, 2024

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Salum (Guest) on February 13, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 11, 2024

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2024

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 7, 2024

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sharifa (Guest) on January 29, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 16, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 14, 2024

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Rahma (Guest) on January 13, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 28, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Zuhura (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 6, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Baraka (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 29, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 27, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 20, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔