Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 1, 2024
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 1, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Amina (Guest) on August 30, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 27, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Zubeida (Guest) on August 13, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 9, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 28, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 25, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 18, 2024
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 2, 2024
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 30, 2024
๐ This joke just made my day!
Farida (Guest) on June 26, 2024
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on June 18, 2024
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Habiba (Guest) on June 14, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 2, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 25, 2024
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 25, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 23, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Halima (Guest) on May 23, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Warda (Guest) on May 22, 2024
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 15, 2024
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 12, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on April 29, 2024
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 26, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 14, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Zakia (Guest) on March 31, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on March 27, 2024
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 26, 2024
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Yusra (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 18, 2024
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Chum (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 7, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Mchawi (Guest) on February 27, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2024
๐ Added to my favorites!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 13, 2024
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 11, 2024
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 5, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 30, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 11, 2024
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Saidi (Guest) on January 6, 2024
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Fikiri (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Jafari (Guest) on December 6, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2023
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 22, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ