Best 25 Funny SMS Messages to Spread Laughter 😂📱

1. Hey, I heard you wanted to lose some weight. Just remember, the only exercise I do is running out of patience! 🏃‍♀️🍩

2. Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them! 🧮😁

3. My dentist told me I need a crown. I said, "I know, right? I’ve always wanted to be a king or queen!" 👑😃

4. I asked my dog if he wanted to hear a joke, but he just gave me a puzzled look. I guess he’s more of a "paws" person! 🐶🤷‍♂️

5. I dropped my laptop into the ocean. Now it’s a Dell-phin! 🐬💻

6. They say money can’t buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Lamborghini than in a bicycle! 😭🚗💰

7. Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it! 🚧😆

8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪🤔

9. I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel! 🦪💃

10. My friend said I’ll never be as good as a mime. I told him, "No one can talk to you!" 🤐🙄

11. My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home! 😁🏠

12. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They’re right behind you!" 👀📚

13. I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any! 🙈👖

14. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me! 🤗💕

15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪🤔

16. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist! ☁️😅

17. My girlfriend said she needed more space, so I locked her outside. She meant on her phone! 📱🌌

18. I asked my wife if I was her first love. She replied, "Of course, I’ve never been in love before!" 💑❤️

19. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? They had to let him go because he was a leopard! 🐆🏃‍♂️

20. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me! 🤗💕

21. My phone battery lasts longer than most of my relationships! 🔋👫😅

22. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents! 🎪🔥

23. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me! ⚾️😮

24. My friend asked me if I knew any good jokes about sodium. I said, "Na." 🧪😄

25. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀😂

Spread some laughter and joy with these funny SMS messages! 😄 Remember, a good laugh can brighten anyone’s day! 😂💕

Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

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