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Miaka 13: Usipende wavulana ni wabaya.
Miaka 18: Sitaki nikuone na yule mvulana tena!
Miaka 23: Lini utatuletea mchumba wako?
Miaka 26: Wenzio wanaolewa.
Miaka 30: Tumekuambia kwamba acha
kuchagua sana wanaume, hutaki kusikia!
Miaka 33: Kuna mtu wa Mungu yupo kule
anaombea unaweza kupata mchumba
Miaka 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja.
Miaka 39: We will take care of all the wedding
bills…yeyote ni sawa sisi tutagharamia kila kitu mwanetu wee mlete tu .
Miaka 45: hivi kweli nani alikuroga.?

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ changamkia fulsa umri ukifika

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