Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️
Kheri (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Salima (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 2, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Jamila (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 10, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 9, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Chum (Guest) on October 5, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Fikiri (Guest) on October 1, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Zainab (Guest) on September 24, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 10, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Baridi (Guest) on August 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Habiba (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Azima (Guest) on July 17, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Fadhila (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Nashon (Guest) on June 12, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Mazrui (Guest) on June 11, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Husna (Guest) on June 6, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Rehema (Guest) on June 4, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 22, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Mohamed (Guest) on May 10, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Chum (Guest) on May 7, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Maida (Guest) on April 27, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Ali (Guest) on April 20, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
Zulekha (Guest) on March 19, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Fikiri (Guest) on March 12, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 10, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 7, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
James Mduma (Guest) on March 2, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 1, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Shamsa (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Azima (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Mjaka (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Rashid (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 24, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Yusuf (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Nashon (Guest) on January 10, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Safiya (Guest) on January 4, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Halima (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2015
😁 Added to my favorites!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 28, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Warda (Guest) on December 18, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Saidi (Guest) on December 13, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Khalifa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 12, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼