Zulekha (Guest) on September 20, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Sharifa (Guest) on September 16, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 1, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Fadhili (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2024

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Khadija (Guest) on July 12, 2024

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 7, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Amani (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 22, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 20, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 17, 2024

😂 Gotta save this!

Maulid (Guest) on June 17, 2024

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mzee (Guest) on June 15, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fikiri (Guest) on June 10, 2024

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 30, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Faiza (Guest) on May 30, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 28, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

John Mushi (Guest) on May 28, 2024

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Abdillah (Guest) on May 14, 2024

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 12, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 27, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 4, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Zubeida (Guest) on March 19, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 16, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sekela (Guest) on March 13, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 9, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 7, 2024

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 1, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Salima (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Sultan (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 15, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 13, 2024

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Muslima (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Maida (Guest) on February 9, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Mazrui (Guest) on February 8, 2024

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Halimah (Guest) on February 8, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Rubea (Guest) on January 26, 2024

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 22, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Warda (Guest) on January 13, 2024

😃 Instant mood boost!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 24, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 8, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 2, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Kiza (Guest) on December 2, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 28, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 27, 2023

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Amina (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 28, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴