Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛♂️
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛♂️😂
Chiku (Guest) on September 12, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 7, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Fadhila (Guest) on August 28, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Shamsa (Guest) on August 21, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Zakaria (Guest) on August 16, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Fadhili (Guest) on August 9, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 8, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Zulekha (Guest) on August 4, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 30, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Aziza (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 9, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Rubea (Guest) on July 1, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 1, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
Mgeni (Guest) on June 29, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 12, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Asha (Guest) on June 10, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
David Chacha (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
James Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 4, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Amani (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Omar (Guest) on June 2, 2024
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 30, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Zainab (Guest) on May 5, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Omari (Guest) on May 4, 2024
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 30, 2024
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 21, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 18, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Sarafina (Guest) on April 10, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 5, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 19, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Jamal (Guest) on March 2, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 25, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2024
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Juma (Guest) on February 12, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 28, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 14, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 10, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 27, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Hassan (Guest) on December 14, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 14, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 9, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 7, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 28, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 22, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 20, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Selemani (Guest) on November 8, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Josephine (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 27, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 16, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸