Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

Kazija (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sultan (Guest) on January 30, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 20, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Maida (Guest) on January 17, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 14, 2017

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Sultan (Guest) on January 10, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

James Malima (Guest) on January 6, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 31, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Zulekha (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 12, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Masika (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Shamsa (Guest) on December 8, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Issa (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 1, 2016

😅 I needed that!

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 20, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Kheri (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Warda (Guest) on October 28, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 22, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Athumani (Guest) on October 15, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Neema (Guest) on October 7, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Aziza (Guest) on October 5, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Rabia (Guest) on September 20, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Halimah (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Raha (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Jamila (Guest) on August 8, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 2, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Arifa (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Nashon (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 24, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Shani (Guest) on July 8, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 6, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 23, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 6, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Baraka (Guest) on April 26, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Ahmed (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

John Malisa (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 22, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

John Kamande (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Yusra (Guest) on April 5, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zuhura (Guest) on March 31, 2016

😂 This is a keeper!

James Kimani (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 29, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 24, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 24, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋