Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! π₯π
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! π₯π
Baridi (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 9, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 30, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Issack (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
John Mushi (Guest) on July 18, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on July 4, 2024
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Abubakar (Guest) on July 1, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 25, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Abdullah (Guest) on June 18, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 17, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 16, 2024
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Zubeida (Guest) on June 13, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 13, 2024
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 13, 2024
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Husna (Guest) on June 11, 2024
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 31, 2024
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 28, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 28, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 25, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Nahida (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Mhina (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Wande (Guest) on May 3, 2024
π Mood instantly lifted!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 30, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 19, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Neema (Guest) on March 27, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 26, 2024
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 9, 2024
π This made my day!
Leila (Guest) on February 20, 2024
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Omar (Guest) on February 10, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 26, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 8, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Amani (Guest) on January 2, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Josephine (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 13, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2023
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 4, 2023
π This one really got me!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Yusra (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 7, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Salma (Guest) on October 31, 2023
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 25, 2023
π This is pure brilliance!
Sarafina (Guest) on October 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 4, 2023
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Jamila (Guest) on October 3, 2023
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Sekela (Guest) on September 30, 2023
π Added to my favorites!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 21, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Chiku (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Asha (Guest) on September 18, 2023
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£