What do elves learn in school?

Mwanais (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Safiya (Guest) on September 20, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 11, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 27, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Jafari (Guest) on August 25, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 20, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Yusuf (Guest) on August 12, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 20, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Amir (Guest) on July 19, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Shamsa (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 10, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Fikiri (Guest) on July 2, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ali (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 11, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Nuru (Guest) on June 8, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 7, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Habiba (Guest) on May 27, 2016

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 22, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Tambwe (Guest) on May 12, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Maida (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Rehema (Guest) on April 21, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 18, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

James Mduma (Guest) on March 27, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Issack (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Ndoto (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 20, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 18, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 15, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 18, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Faiza (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 14, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Maida (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 12, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Shamsa (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Sultan (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 26, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Abubakar (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 18, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Selemani (Guest) on January 17, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!