What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 14, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mashaka (Guest) on August 11, 2024

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 31, 2024

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Sultan (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2024

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Maneno (Guest) on July 10, 2024

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Amani (Guest) on July 9, 2024

🤣 This one’s fire!

Shukuru (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 26, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 11, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 6, 2024

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mzee (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 4, 2024

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Majid (Guest) on May 3, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Farida (Guest) on May 1, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 28, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 22, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 19, 2024

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Rubea (Guest) on April 16, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 8, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mashaka (Guest) on April 5, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Furaha (Guest) on April 3, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Khadija (Guest) on March 20, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 11, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Tabu (Guest) on March 10, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 7, 2024

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 20, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 13, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Rahim (Guest) on February 11, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mhina (Guest) on January 19, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Sofia (Guest) on January 17, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwanais (Guest) on January 16, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 4, 2024

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Abubakar (Guest) on January 1, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 25, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 18, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 12, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 7, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 6, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 28, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

James Mduma (Guest) on November 6, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔