Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji 😄 adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.
Abubakar (Guest) on December 30, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Rahma (Guest) on December 26, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Shabani (Guest) on December 11, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Umi (Guest) on December 10, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 6, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Hassan (Guest) on November 27, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 26, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Abdullah (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 20, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Amir (Guest) on November 16, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Zakia (Guest) on November 14, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
Yahya (Guest) on October 29, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mjaka (Guest) on October 23, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Mzee (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Rashid (Guest) on October 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Bahati (Guest) on September 8, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 2, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2016
😄 Too good!
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 5, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Shukuru (Guest) on July 24, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Halimah (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 14, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 28, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Baridi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Khadija (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Abubakar (Guest) on June 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Shukuru (Guest) on May 18, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 13, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Majid (Guest) on May 3, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 28, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Sharifa (Guest) on April 24, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Sultan (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sofia (Guest) on April 6, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Shukuru (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Yusra (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂