Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Fikiri (Guest) on December 20, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Baridi (Guest) on November 30, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 22, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Kazija (Guest) on November 21, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Abdullah (Guest) on November 2, 2017

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Khadija (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Makame (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Zubeida (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 10, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

George Mallya (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Amina (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Khadija (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 31, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 27, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

John Lissu (Guest) on August 27, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 22, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on August 20, 2017

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Zakaria (Guest) on July 17, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 15, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 9, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 15, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 3, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Umi (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Zubeida (Guest) on April 21, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Sarafina (Guest) on April 2, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 2, 2017

😄 You got me good!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 2, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Habiba (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mzee (Guest) on February 21, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Issack (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Saidi (Guest) on January 25, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sarafina (Guest) on January 24, 2017

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 21, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Issack (Guest) on January 9, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Hekima (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Raha (Guest) on November 26, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁