Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! π
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! π They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! πΆοΈ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 23, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Fikiri (Guest) on December 20, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2017
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Baridi (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 22, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Kazija (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on November 2, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Khadija (Guest) on October 31, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Victor Malima (Guest) on October 31, 2017
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Makame (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Zubeida (Guest) on October 14, 2017
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
George Mallya (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Amina (Guest) on September 20, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Khadija (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 31, 2017
π This one really got me!
Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
John Lissu (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mhina (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 17, 2017
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 15, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 9, 2017
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 15, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2017
π Pure comedy gold!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 3, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Umi (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Zubeida (Guest) on April 21, 2017
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Sarafina (Guest) on April 2, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 2, 2017
π You got me good!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2017
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 2, 2017
π Iβm still laughing!
Habiba (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Mzee (Guest) on February 21, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Issack (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Saidi (Guest) on January 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2017
π Canβt stop laughing!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 21, 2017
π I canβt stop laughing!
Issack (Guest) on January 9, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Hekima (Guest) on January 7, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2017
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 11, 2016
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Raha (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π