Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐ถโฐ
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐คญ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 18, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 11, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Warda (Guest) on August 27, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 27, 2024
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 7, 2024
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 15, 2024
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 19, 2024
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Safiya (Guest) on June 19, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 18, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 11, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 6, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 29, 2024
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 25, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 15, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on May 15, 2024
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 3, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Biashara (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 23, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 17, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 9, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on April 3, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Fikiri (Guest) on March 28, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on March 22, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 20, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2024
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 12, 2024
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 11, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 5, 2024
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 29, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 27, 2024
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2024
๐ So funny!
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 2, 2024
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 22, 2024
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on January 22, 2024
๐ You got me!
Issa (Guest) on January 20, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 17, 2024
๐ Added to my favorites!
Bakari (Guest) on January 16, 2024
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Rabia (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Khamis (Guest) on January 14, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on January 8, 2024
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Nassor (Guest) on December 23, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 19, 2023
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 15, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Mjaka (Guest) on December 13, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 9, 2023
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Omar (Guest) on December 5, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 22, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค