Shamsa (Guest) on April 20, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 5, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Biashara (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mjaka (Guest) on March 26, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

John Malisa (Guest) on March 22, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 17, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Shani (Guest) on March 17, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Jabir (Guest) on March 11, 2018

😂 So funny!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 6, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 4, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Baraka (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 15, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Josephine (Guest) on February 12, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 23, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 20, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Neema (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 30, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhila (Guest) on December 23, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 13, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 5, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 28, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Josephine (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Hashim (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 3, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 25, 2017

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Bahati (Guest) on October 21, 2017

😄 Too good!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 18, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Binti (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 8, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nahida (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Fatuma (Guest) on September 1, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Josephine (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 11, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Zuhura (Guest) on July 27, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 25, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ahmed (Guest) on July 25, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Muslima (Guest) on July 18, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 15, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Shamsa (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nchi (Guest) on July 9, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rubea (Guest) on July 8, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

George Mallya (Guest) on July 6, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Yusuf (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Issa (Guest) on May 28, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂